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This Divorce thing sef! (I dont want you anymore)

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  This is the part that I really love: Officiating Priest: Will you the groom take this damsel as your wedded bride; your wife; To love and to cherish till death do you part? Groom: Yes I Do!(So help me God).( Professes ecstatically) Officiating Priest: Will you Bride take this dude as your wedded husband; To love and to cherish till death do you part? Bride: Yes I Do (So help me God).(Declares amidst blushes & kisses) Few months down the line: Husband: I hate you and regret marrying you! Was I drunk and blind? God, Why? Wife: I don’t know whatever came on me. How did I ever say yes to a beast like you. The rest is history. They both go their separate ways- Divorced! The acrimony that surrounds the separation of couples makes one, especially the never married folks very scared. Imagine the above scenario? You'll have to think twice before signing the dotted lines. The rate of divorce in the US which was estimated over 50...

I no be Gay o! (Not a chance)

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Gird your loins right cos I’m about to crack yah rib. I still don’t have a babe (lol). Ok! Ok! don’t even start thinking what I think you are. I ain't gay( not a chance). Let me take the liberty to tell you that I am a very focused young dude. I graduated about 3 years ago(2007)so I’m sure you wont tell me to go and read my books (I have a job too so don’t tell me to go get a job. I don’t mind a better paying job though). This is it. I can't seem to really get to attract the kind of boo that I want. Are you asking what kind of boo? Believe me I have this very Utopian picture of who she is. I have this dream of a sophisticated, cultured and self-driven boo and more. Guess what has been coming to me? Close to the opposite of the criteria listed above. I am not giving up though. I am fun-loving person. I sure got some stuffs up my sleeves. Got skillz too. Can make you cry with my bucal projections( My voice) which I consider my very keen side. I love music, arts; ...

This Soul thingy!

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Music! Musik!! Musik!!! Music they say is food for the soul. I love all forms of Genre of music. From Apala to Rock and even Ijala (Hunter's Rhythm), i enjoy that combination of sounds that can relax my tensed nerves.Waking up to the bucal projection of the Hen-cork is music. The sounds of the generator (If it is regular) is definitely music.lol. Did i leave out the croaking sounds of frogs? (that is definitely a symphony of a kind) Nothing works on us like musik. How dramatic people respond to it remains a mystery. Nothing disarms like musik. Mehn! I can go on and on eulogizing this gift.Music for all occasions, for all situations. I am a music lover also a keen individual. I share the privilege of being a performer and i tell you dis- Musik works! It really works! Recently i have been captured by the soul culture. A genre of musik that is so deep and in-touch. As a Melancholy, i take solace in deep thought sessions. I enjoy reflecting from within and pls dont blame...