I no be Gay o! (Not a chance)

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Gird your loins right cos I’m about to crack yah rib.

I still don’t have a babe (lol).

Ok! Ok! don’t even start thinking what I think you are. I ain't gay( not a chance). Let me take the liberty to tell you that I am a very focused young dude. I graduated about 3 years ago(2007)so I’m sure you wont tell me to go and read my books (I have a job too so don’t tell me to go get a job. I don’t mind a better paying job though).

This is it. I can't seem to really get to attract the kind of boo that I want. Are you asking what kind of boo? Believe me I have this very Utopian picture of who she is. I have this dream of a sophisticated, cultured and self-driven boo and more. Guess what has been coming to me? Close to the opposite of the criteria listed above. I am not giving up though.

I am fun-loving person. I sure got some stuffs up my sleeves. Got skillz too. Can make you cry with my bucal projections( My voice) which I consider my very keen side. I love music, arts; performance-based arts. I am Born-again, spirit-filled, Blood-washed Christian. I fear and reverence God. Ok Ok 'nuff said about me.

My cousin-girl who's about 2 o'clock older than me still thinks I’m gay cos she's never caught me with a gurl and to worsen it my cousin-dude who we both had same Resume recently got himself a shurdy (I'm so left behind o). Its very laughable cos I mean I really like shurdies. You don’t even wanna know my secret cravings (thank God for his mercies. If you know what I mean). I have had some platonic flings way back but of course the pedestal was simply misguided. Right now I really need to show love. I am not under pressure sha.

The search is on. I am Single and Seriously Searching.

Kapitch!


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